学英语更要培养对英语的兴趣，主页君为大家奉上英语脑筋急转弯，
一样是非常有趣的，相信你在阅读过程中就能感受的到了。
希望小伙伴们在乐趣中也能学到更多东西！
【脑筋急转弯 】
1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破？)
Silence. (沉默)
2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗？)
No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。)
3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降？)
Your age. (你的年龄)
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？)
He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)
5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？)
Because someone will give her away. (因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)
6. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？)
It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么？)
The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)
8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么？)
A whole world. (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)
9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？)
They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)
10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物？)
Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)
11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it.
At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?
(有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么？)
Because is a pigbot. (那是潜水艇。pigbot，潜水艇)
14. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么？)
The river bank。(河岸。)
15. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月？)
March。(行军。)
【英语段子】
I want a nightmare 想做坏梦
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."
在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”
"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."
“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。
Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。
How to Become Rich 如何致富
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。
Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world.
一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有许多受饥饿的人，浪费食物真不应该。
One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed.
有天晚上，在安排幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。
First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that.
她先给她一片新鲜的黑面包和黄油，但孩子说她不喜欢这样吃。
She asked for some jam on her bread as well.
她还要一些果酱涂在面包上。
Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter,
母亲看了女儿几秒钟，随即说道，露茜，当我象你一样小的时候，总是吃面包加黄油，
or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.
或者面包加果酱，从来没有面包既加黄油又加果酱。
Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?
露茜看了母亲一会儿，眼中露出怜悯的神情，然后她柔声说：您现在能跟我们生活在一起难道不感到高兴吗？
A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion.
婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。
On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table
在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，
when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
我暗示道：“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"
他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：“因此，你想交换座位吗？”
一分一块钱 A dollar per point
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.
考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。
